All is “Quiet” on the ER Front by Tim Erickson, M.D.
Friday, August 21, 2009 Ever walk into a morning ER shift and note an atypically serene atmosphere with a couple of polite patients occupying only two of your 40 ED beds? You’re first reaction is to utter a conversational prediction- “Hey, looks like we’re going to have a quiet shift today” As soon as the dreaded “Q” word leaves your lips, every heads turns towards you in the department-- nurses, clerks, residents, consultants, housekeeping, phlebotomy, and radiology techs all glare at you as if you just completely jinxed the entire shift. For within minutes, half the population of the northern hemisphere is suddenly going to attack your ED like a critically ill swat team equipped with hot oil and battering rams...by Tim Erickson, M.D.
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